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A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

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A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.<\/p>","sizeTableDescription":"Product measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).","internationalSizeTableDescription":"","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[28.25],"M":[29.25],"L":[30.25],"XL":[31.25],"2XL":[32.5],"3XL":[33.5],"4XL":[34.25]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[71.755],"M":[74.295],"L":[76.835],"XL":[79.375],"2XL":[82.55],"3XL":[85.09],"4XL":[86.995]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Width","sizes":{"S":[22],"M":[24],"L":[26],"XL":[28],"2XL":[30],"3XL":[32],"4XL":[34]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Width","sizes":{"S":[55.88],"M":[60.96],"L":[66.04],"XL":[71.12],"2XL":[76.2],"3XL":[81.28],"4XL":[86.36]}}],"internationalSizeTableRows":[],"imageId":6190,"imageUrl":"https:\/\/fuckthesystem.id\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/6188_product_size_guide.png"}}

Rebel Jesus – Tee

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Unisex classic tee

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